Lobby Squatter


a guy who hangs out in the lobby of a fancy hotel, hoping to pick up a women. he is punching well above his weight.
that lobby squatter had been bugging the patrons for the last few hours. i think he has been staying at the cheap hotel down the road and he’s been here three nights in a row.

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