lobster burrito
east coast lobster burrito: when you are doing a chick missionary and you reach down and pinch both her nipples.
west coast lobster burrito: same as east coast but doing her doggy and reaching around to pinch the nipples.
southwest lobster burrito: same as above, but girl is doing reverse cowgirl.
northwest lobster burrito: same as above but girl is doing girl on top drinking a starbucks while the guy is smoking a joint and nirvana is playing in the background.
dude, i totally gave my girl a lobster burrito last night and now her t-tties are all red.
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