Lobster Crotch


(1)a person who smells like rancid lobster where you can only -ssume the smell is coming from the crotchal region.
(2) of or relating to an -ss+lobster smell irradiating from an individual/thing.
“oh my gosh, my roommate smells like lobster crotch”.

“this pizza smells like lobster crotch”.

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