lobster pussy


lobster p-ssy is a extremly red p-ssy that is also infested with crabs. the crabs are so big her p-ssy resembles a lobster. extremly red and with giant pinchers. this is usually caused by extreme amounts of tanning and a perfect home for crabs (ladys please pick through ur pumpkin patch so no self respecting man will have to deal with ur nasty lobster p-ssy.
adam: that girl was hagerd as f-ck
drew: ya i bet she had some of that nasty lobster p-ssy.

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