when someone allergic to sh*llfish goes into anaphylatic shock after getting a bl*wj*b from someone else who had just eaten lobster.
i accidentally gave him a lobster roll after he took me out to a nice dinner. i didn’t realize he was allergic to sh*llfish!
lowick is a small village near corby, with a population of around 12 and a 1/2. it’s home to a small park, where vile acts on mankind take place. you will never see anyone leave there house, as most are dead and forgotten about. travel with caution, when lost you will be stranded for several […]
someone that is so desperate to find a girlfriend that they usually have very low to nonexistent standards. once in the relationship they attach themselves to their girlfriend like a parasite so bad that their family and friends never hear from them or see them until they are single again. (1) zach is such a […]
maliee is a beautiful, sweet, fun loving girl. she tends to have her mood swings, but other than that she is out right sweet. she is the best girlfriend a guy could ever have. she is very popular. although her relationships don’t last long unless you’re the one for her. 1. dude, you’re dating maliee! […]
a sweet girl that is beautiful and has great manners and is loved by so many people all my friends are marbell