lobsterbagging
as a method of birth control, a man shoves his nuts up into his body. he then ties the bag off with a hair tie, thus preventing them from dropping down into the scrotal sack. science has proven that leaving the nuts in a lobster bagged position for 4 hour hours a day is an effective temporary birth control. the appearance of his bag seems to be that of a lobster, hence the term lobsterbagging was coined.
john: c’mon mary, lets do it!
mary: but john, the pope said condoms are a sin and i don’t want to get pregnant.
john: it’s ok, i’ve been lobsterbagging for the past 2 weeks. it’s all dead down there.
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