lobsterfestivity
lobsterfestivities are the events that occur after a meal at red lobster during the yearly “lobster fest”
sometimes this could mean seeing a movie, or going to a club. it may also include going home, changing your baby’s diaper and then realizing you have to change your own.
it was dr d’s triple x and we went out for lobster. the lobsterfestivities did not end there though. i cr-pped my pants and had to take a fully clothed shower.
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