Lobsteritas


it an std that itchy like crabs, but pinches more like a lobster.
tom gave suzie a really bad case of lobsteritas.
a nasty new strain of crabs, leaving its victims disgruntled and hostile. thus far lobsteritas has no cure! watch out kids.

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