Loc Dog
often used in -ssociation with skateboarding culture, a loc dog is similar to a “local”. your typical loc dog knows all the spots, connects, shops, filmers, in the area. even if one is quite familiar with an area, you still dont know sh-t compared to them. loc dog is not exclusive to skate culture either as one can use it to describe, for example, someone who knows where all the good bars are.
i was at this skate park the other day and these loc dogs could tell by the way i skated the park that i wasn’t from around there, d-mn.
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