Loc-Tite
noun:
when a girl’s giving you head, resist the urge to let her swallow and plan to bust all over her face: paint her like a geisha. just as you’re drowning her, smack her with a tire iron and knock her out. don’t offer the b-tch a towel.
the next morning her mouth and eyes will be covered with crusty splooge and she won’t be able to open either. even if she’s hearin you leave, she can’t see you, or say anything.
dude 1: “hey man! what happened to you last night?!”
dude 2: “i ended up going home with a scooter…”
dude 1: “aww man! that’s gross. are you gonna see her again?”
dude 2: “nah man! i gave that b-tch some loc-t-te!”
Read Also:
- coniption
to get wicked mad p-ssed like a crazy guy on steroids who just stubbed his toe. crazy guy on steroids: “mudda f-ckaaaaagh, my toooooooooeeee” crazy guy on steroids mom: “honey, don’t have a coniption. mumsy made you some cookies with extra protien like you like.” crazy guy on steriods on ground holding his foot: “owwwwwwwwwwww” […]
- Connor Silvers
connor silvers also known as the definition of dank also looks like seananners h-llo everyone my name is seannners and today connor silvers the definition of dank is a henno guy
- lohan episode
a lohan episode is when skinny and/or anorexic girl says a thing like “im not thin!” named for a magazine article in which lohan stated (in her present form) that there are a lot of girls out there who are thinner than she and that she’s not that thin. yeah right. one time i heard […]
- consoltard
to dumb down, simplify or r-t-rd for use on a computer games console or the games console audience. wow, the new rainbow six game “vegas” has been totally consoltarded.
- droo
another word for weed, pot, dope ya’ll n-gg-s got some drooo term used by world of warcraft players in reference to the druid cl-ss. also used a lot by the druidboyz a youtube world of warcraft music group. get a droo or play your droo and do that droo call. one cool m-f- dude… that […]