locante


a particularly sneaky italian man whom enjoys the construction and or consumption of large amounts of fat free meats.
or..
locante (verb) – to sincerely promise to keep a particularly disturbing secret, but then yelling it in a fit of rage across a hallway after an argument.
(verb) dude, i got totally locanted today; now everyone knows i think about black weniers…

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