lock your keys in your car
to unintentionally get knocked up or knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: call a professional, or use a coat hanger.
guy 1: “so what’s up with you and your f-ck buddy?”
guy 2: “oh man, we have a problem.”
guy 1: “dude, did you lock your keys in your car?”
guy 2: “yeah, out in the high school parking lot.”
guy 1: “well at least you know your options.”
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