Lockballs
a medical condition in which tet-n-s results in prolonged contraction of skeletal muscle fibers … in your b-lls. painful muscle spasms may preclude the use of your b-lls.
jra: d-mn, that dude was just fell down off that fence.
mkr: i hope he didn’t get scratched by a rusty nail. he’ll need a tet-n-s shot so he doesn’t get lockb-lls.
jra: yeah, no one should ever get lockb-lls.
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