Locked up bigger than Dallas
when something is moving so slowly, it resembles the traffic congestion of dallas during rush hour. south/east texan phrase.
“computer froze again, d-mn thing’s locked up bigger than dallas”
typically run together as “locked up bigger’n dallas”.
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