Locker Guy


he’s amazingly attractive. has a great smile, a s-xy body, and great eyes. makes you laugh when you really need it. he is very caring and has many, many talents (;
he’s the best friend of all the athletes and definitely knows how to treat a girl. makes you feel complete and wanted. knows what to say when you’re having a rough day
p.s. if you know a locker guy, and don’t talk to him, you’re missing out on the greatest opportunity the world has to offer, so i suggest you get to know that s-xy beast!
d-mn that guy is s-xy, must be the locker guy of my life (:
i love my locker guy (:

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