locker speak


locker speak is a language used by high schoolers to annoy their friends and to talk about inappropriate stuff without adults being aware. in locker speak, locker means p-n-s and cheese means v-g-n-. there are about 100 terms in locker speak and more are added every day through a seconding system that only certain people can use. a facebook page compiles all of the words (but the english translations aren’t there–you have to figure them out yourself.)
“is that a staple?”
“yes. is that locker speak?”
“yes. is that great?”
“i hate you.”

“can iiii locker grip teeth?”
“you need to get laid.”

“did you wake up this morning?”
“yes…”
“oh, i didn’t know that you were gay!”
“didn’t you wake up?”
“no, but i did peel my potatoes…”

“i’m a srik. are you a srik?”
“yeah, i’m a shrik.”
“you love canada?”

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