Lockerbie
a small town near the england/scotland border. well known for hosting a terrorist attack in 1988 and ruining christmas for everyone.
lockerbie :the terrorists that stole christmas
1988 was a year in which christmas did not take place, why? because some self-absorbed town in the middle of nowhere couldn’t wait at least five days to crash a plane.
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