Locknasty
a t-tle that rivals chuck norris for sheer intrepid manliness. a burgeoning neologism that describes only the most gaudy and c-cksure individuals of the phallic persuasion. a locknasty is a fecund and bipedal devil that is only looking for a good time when he is not eating small children, whole. rampant v-g-n-l copulation, excessive and incessive consumption of bottom-shelf liquors, rollicking and often gambrinous encounters with johnny law, preparing fine c-sseroles, guns n’ roses, administering the fist of justice upside the heads of navy officers, tickling, scented lotions, seducing married school teachers from connecticut, and not graduating college are just a few things this fascinating, diabolical son-of-a b-tch enjoys.
dude 1:
“dude, did you hear what locknasty did last night?”
dude 2:
“nah man. what’d he do this time?”
dude 1:
“he seduced a school teacher from connecticut by preparing her a fine c-sserole. then he f-cked her so hard, her freckles fell off!!”
dude 2:
“lolz!”
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