loetz


the most bad-ss, pimptastic mother on the face of this planet. b-tches kneel down before his benevolent pimp hand, knowing his kindness should not be mistaken for weakness.

aka: “the mother-f-ckin-man!”
man, i really wish i could straight loetz up in that ho’s house and be like “sup b-tch, daddy’s home”.

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