Lofald
a person who is overly agressive towards a p-n-s. he craves
p-n-s hourly, often seen in the mens restroom masturbating
while humming broadway show tunes. also known to crave
power bagels with a peanut b-tter schmear.
“ooh horvath how i miss your p-n-s. i lofald
vow to never touch another.”
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