Loftis
1.(n)the man who will one day take over america and rename it hotdog-land. he has one arm that is littler than the other but that doesnt hold him back from the world. he also has a thurst for kittens blood.
2. (adj) f-cking insane
3. (v.) to loftis; the act of loftising; laughing randomly; saying “i didnt do it!!!” at random times
loftis quotes:
1. i didnt do it!!!
2. hot red b-lls
3.heeee-yahhaaaawwww!!!1
4. loftis boboftis stunoftis
5. who are the round heads??????
6. loftis slaves! bring me a kitten to munch on!
7. i like to watch jazz on mah radio!
8. tattoos make you look like your from mars. or joopaterr!!
9. i am loftis
when nykolah asked to go to the bathroom, mr. loftis replied i didnt do it!???!
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