loftiss
a person with a tiny p-n-s who likes to engage in -n-l s-x before during and after trips to the gym. people who are loftisses are normally extreme douchebags that seek out gay parteners on weekends
guy 1: wow look at glenn he’s such a loftiss.
guy 2: dude i know that loftiss is sucha d-mn -sshole.
someone who like to take j-zz to the face during working out, it encourages them to get strong. loftiss’s usually like gay b-tt s-x in between getting head by old men. loftiss’s are usually strong to make up for the lack of p-n-s size, loftiss’s are know to have extremly small p-n-s’s.
loftiss’s are usually named glenn.
“dude, look at that doucher hes such a loftiss! i bet his p-n-s is small too!”
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