log and a wink


the act of taking a sh-t when a log hits the cold water and immediately splashes back up at your -sshole creating a “wink”. probably one of the worst things ever…
abacus: hey bj ill be right back ima go take a sh-t
bj: cool have fun
abacus: ahhhh!
bj: what happened? are you ok?
abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
bj: oh understandable

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