log on the fire


when you meet a drunk girl at a bar or club and you go back to her room for a one night stand, after you have s-x with her and she p-sses out, you sh-t in her panties so when she wakes up in the morning itching herself she thinks she sh-t herself.
ian took that girl home and gave her a log on the fire.

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