Logan Davis
the logan davis is a most frightening beast, it makes prey of weary travelers in central-north jersey. there is no escape once he’s caught your scent, he traps you in his red hair of death and pulls you in to devour you. it is destroyed by sunlight.
the logan davis ate my father!
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