Logger Turd


when you have a very extreme bowl movement consisting of (one) extra large deposit of waste that always results in a water flow obstruction within the toilet. this will without question require a tool to dislodge the stoppage. by no means consult a plummer for the proper flow will resume when extraction is completed. extra soaking time may help loosen material and expedite full water flow
zak you just laid a “logger t-rd” the size of a rolling pin. go get the plunger quickly before it sets up like portland cement. moron -ss hole!

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