Loggerhead Rodeo
due to conservation efforts in certain beaches where loggerhead turtles go to sp-wn, no water sports are allowed, which resulted in the formulation of a new loggerhead-centric sport. the loggerhead rodeo, this is where you collect all the turtle eggs you can (timelimits can be imposed), find a turtle each and see who can ride them for longest while pelting each other with turtle eggs! the looser makes turtle sh-ll soup, the winner is awesome!
dude1: bro! wheres the jetskis at??!
dude2: loggerheads dont like being speedb-mps yo!
dude1: shhiiiiit, loggerhead rodeo then?!
dude2: excellent!
dude1&2 – air guitar
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