logic grenade


a statement of fact, usually in the form of an e-mail, that renders all hostile (emailers) silent

employee #1: i had been getting calls and e-mails all morning about the widget project. managers want status, test group wants results.
employee #2: what changed? why did they stop?
employee #1: i silenced them all when i explained to them the widget project was, in fact, not my project (according to my manager) and they need to direct their efforts towards
employee #2: sounds like you lobbed them a logic grenade

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