Lohan Scale


a scale in determining the drunkeness of a girl in a bar. 1 is stark raving sober and 10 is lindsay lohan.

its used to determine if a girl in a bar is too drunk to try to pick up.
that chick is a solid three on the lohan scale.

no way shes swaying too much and is covering her face when she laughs. id say shes a good five on the lohan scale.

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