lohaned


a delicate function perfomed by a certified hooker that begins with her giving oral pleasure to a customer while said customer proceeds to pummel her with quick rabbit punches.
“dude that hook owes me one sweet lohan for that price.”

“i can’t believe you lohaned your boss!”
to get drunk, sauced, housed, blasted, hammered, wasted and blackout.
i completely lohaned last night, i drank way too much and don’t even remember how i got home. oh! wait… i drove, like my car into a tree!
the act of banging a girl on all fours. similar to doggystyle
d-mn man i lohaned the sh-t outta this b-tch last night
v. to get uterly wasted and make a fool one self. derived from the antics of underage celebrity alcaholic, lindsey lohan.
d-mn dude, i got lohaned last night!!!

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