Loko Rage


the act of consuming the popular alcoholic energy drink “four loko” and then acting unruly and disruptive. often times, those who are raging are pr-ne to break things (particularly thermostats and paper towel dispensers), fight people, unwillingly penetrating unsuspecting female women, verbally abuse authority figures, and start riots.

most commonly found across college campuses in the united states, notably york college of pennsylvania.
bro, bob was on a hardcore loko rage, he totally drop kicked a paper towel dispenser off the bathroom wall last night.

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