Lolfish
an image of a man posing with fish in unsavory and debaucherous ways. one of the lesser known shock images, but nevertheless succeeds in infiltrating the internet
“check out this pic of gisele i found!”
– “sweet murdering buddha! he’s eating that fish the wrong way squared. one for not gutted and cleaned, the other for reverse digestion.”
“you have to check out this thing called lolfish.”
– “oh ya? what is it?”
“you’ll have to see for yourself, the lolfish is hilarious.
5 more definitions
laughing out loud so hard you fall to the floor and imitate a flopping fish.
blonde man: this is awkward… oh geeee
tall man: lolfish
lolfish is a term representing disgust in a joke. for instance, the fish, is the unsightly, or unfunny person and when the “fish” says something about the “victim”, the victim can say “lolfish”. lolfish is also a sarcastic remark about a joke.
gamer 1: yo momma gained a few pounds. just, like, nbd, about a million! woo! i just bomb turkey’d on you
gamer 2: lolfish.
to dance quite a merry jig in remembrance of the heroine addict lolfish. the jig must be danced at a certain level of merriness or else the spirit of lolfish will not be summoned and eat a child.
“remember lolfish?”
“no?”
-both dance a jig-
-woman yells- “my baby!”
in place of lol, lmao, roflcopter etc., lolfish is used if something is very random, causing it to be funny.
steve: “dr. octagonapus!!!”
julian: “lolfish.”
an ossasionally used variation of the word ‘lol’.
“it was well funny”
“lolfish”
“what?”
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