Lolicide
a multipurpose portmanteau of “lol” and “genocide” that can be used as a whimsical subst-tution for any text-based expression of mirth, humor, or emoted laughter.
can also be used to convey dismay at any grotesque and/or horrifying reality or occurrence.
denver: did you read the news?
david: no, what’s up?
denver: the rcmp tasered another dude to death and got caught on video.
david: lolicide
the act of viscously murdering a lol.
guy 1: how many dead babies does it take a screw in a light bulb?
guy 2: lol how many?
guy 3: didn’t your wife miscarry?
guy 2: what a lolicide.
the murder/ extermination of a good joke.
“dude check it out my dog! it’s licking the carpet, haha!”
“ha, like a lesbian”
“yes, that was the joke, and now its lolicide…”
any impersonation of borat
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