lolipopcock
a c-ck that tastes like a lolipop. a c-ck that you never get tired of sucking on because it tastes so good.
i know my friend jeff must think i’m a sl-t. i’m not really, he is just superlicious with a lolipopc-ck! no matter how much i get, i can never get enough!
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