Lollipopguildophobia


fear of little people. aka midgets or dwarfs.
“doc, i have a fear of being bitten on the kness by little people. can you help?”

doc–“you have what is called lollipopguildophobia. you must also avoid playing ping pong against these so called little people, they have a slight advantage!”

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