Loloki
a god of the internet known for his fondness of hybridization and millenarism. he is -ssociated with loki, who himself being half-troll and half-wargod is -ssociated with odin, and thus freija. he is a nail tech and plans to usher in new waves of change with a ship built of crew cuts.
as an internet god he brings bountiful lols, loves the milk of lolcows and has a penchant for cutting down white knights as well as old f-gs.
his favourite day of the week is every day for he never tires. his compatriots include pedobear and shotacat
alternate spellings include leloki.
it is unwise to utter his name except in mythical discussion. however all nerds should know that loloki is an usher of cold northern trade winds.
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