lolskates
the art of pretending to skate across the floor whislt saying lol with each stride, in celebration of hilarious occasions.
someone injures themselves in a hilarious manor, giving the perect oppertunity for ‘lolskates’ tp be put in to action.
a caring friend then begins to ‘fake skate’ in circles around them, yelling lol! lol! lol! lol!
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