LOLzels
laugh out loud so hard you fall off the chair and hit your head on the way down to the floor.”
guy – hey beautiful, where were you all night?
girl – sorry, got busy on the cell.
guy – you won’t believe this – i got bored and added your mom as a facebook friend; and then she tried to chat up for some cyber s-x.
girl – wtf; you b-st-rd; i’ll cut your nuts off.
guy – aww baby. i was just kidding. but d-mn, i got you so good. lolzels.
girl – you better be telling the truth or i will cut you.
guy – i am baby, i am. i was all just a joke.
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