lomagrill
she’s everything you want in a female. she’s bad as f-ck. she’s funny as f-ck. she loyal as f-ck. she even listens as f-ck. a lomagrill has reached the unattainable plane for many females; she’s perfection. if you know one, you better wife her up real quick 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
melissa: omg, paloma don’t leak like the brownies in our chat.
jessica: she such a lomagrill, my dou
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