lombardi slap


the act of smacking one’s p-n-s across another’s face
the morning after heavy drinking, the horizontal red welt on his face was evidence that he received a lombardi slap after p-ssing out.
the act of hitting sombody in the face with a flaccid p-n-s.
jon was lombardi slapped by a jiggly elephant p-n-s and it created a welt across his face.

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