lombardi’d


referencing an indefinite amount of time, often using soon. in a typical ‘lombardi’, soon references a timeframe ranging from a couple of days to more than a year.

derived from the name of valve software’s director of marketing, doug lombardi, whose definition of “soon” seemed to stretch several centuries.
doug lombardi: it will be released soon.
unsuspecting gamers: yay!
-a long time p-sses-
unsuspecting gamers: still nothing? ohnoes, we’ve been lombardi’d!
being scared and p–ping yourself

pooing ones pants

dropping a load in ones trousers

getting drunk and soiling yourself
i was getting chased around berlin by pimps and bouncers wanting to batter me and i absolutely lombardi’d myself!

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