LON


a vietnamese term for c-nt, v-lv-, p-ssy, sn-tch… lon is used to describe just about anything and everything in viet nam.
m-f- is a d-ckhead = thanng mat lon
b-tch is a sk-nk = con lon diem
food is terrible = do an nhu lon
what a beautiful scenery = xinh nhu lon
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abreviation for loser on net
wanna hang out? or are you gonna be a lon?
short for “pylon”…where a pylon is a person who just stands around silent and stationary, like an actual pylon.

can also refer to someone uninteresting or boring.
some party that was…everyone was just standing around like lons so i left…
a superlative suffix of an adverb, meaning “very”.
q: do you want to get drunk tonight?
a: totallon!

q: he’s hot. is he gay?

a: obviouslon.
a way to pr-nounce the natural log which is actually spelled ln.
the integral of 1/x is “lon” of x. (ln x)
laughing out no
guy #1: yo im so gay -ss cheeks ahha
guy #2: lon

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