lonaggi


a family oriented man that has a masters degree in stealing your life partner and raising your children.
essentially, a ned flanders hunk of man meat.
“lonaggi mccornball ruined my life, he stole my husband and raised my children while i was at work.”
“that lonaggi is somethin’ else.”

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