London Fog

when a male -j-c-l-t-s onto the eyes of someone as they are waking up causing the victim to be blinded as if in the midst of a thick fog.
david enjoyed watching daniel struggle to see after the london fog david surprised him with.
after f-ll-t–, when the receiver shoots their load into their
partner’s eyes so that they can’t see.
this one time i really didn’t want to return the favor to this girl,
so i gave her the london fog and busted out of there.
a drink in which earl grey tea is mixed with steamed milk and vanilla.
earl grey tea is nice, but i prefer a london fog because of its’ sweeter and richer taste.
an instance where a substance is being smoked, whether it be cigarettes, cigars, hookah or illegal substances and a thick cloud of smoked being exhaled by another in a group happens to drift and blind another member of the group momentarily much like a thick fog on a rainy london morning
f-cking mike took the biggest rip off of that hookah and it drifted into my face, gave me a bl–dy london fog!
the act of wiping your wrist between your butcheeks then confidently asking the nearest person to smell your new cologne.

for best results be sure to leave your wrist moist, hot, sticky and with a slight discoloration.

can also refer to someone, or something that smells like sh-t.
“hey check out this new new cologne i got, it’s called london fog.”

“do you wear london fog or something? cus you smell like sh-t.”

“it smells like london fog in here.”

“your breath smells like london fog.”
to take a m-ssive, stinky sh-t while someone is in the middle of a hot and steamy shower, thus creating an extremely unpleasant, thick, musty, and inesacapable sh-t smell throughout the bathroom.
my wife was taking a shower this morning so i decided to bless her with a london fog.
have a girl suck you off and then turn around and fart in her face
ill tell you one thing, that b-tch wasnt expecting a london fog in her face…that sh-t stank!