london police


the most paranoid m-th-rf-ckers in the world. you can’t be a teenager at 6 pm and walk five steps before they’re on you asking where you “got your drugs”. they shine a flashlight in your face and threaten to take you in because you’re looking “sp-ced out”.
the london police are ridiculous. i was walking down my road at 8 o’clock and they stopped me, saying i looked like i was on heroin! (true story)

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