London Tipton
a character from “the suite life” series, and one of the most irritating and aggravating characters ever to grace the disney channel before miley cyrus followed suit. reasons? 1.) brenda song performs like she believes that she’s a comedy g-dsend, but in reality, she overacts to great lengths; 2.) she reminds many of the self-absorbed b-tch who would make average boy or girl feel worthless, and 3.) she has her own blog on disney channel’s website, enforcing the sad truth that disney has become something for up-and-coming ho’s.
i would love to shove a sawed-off shotgun up london tipton’s -ss so i wouldn’t hear that tacky “yay me!” line again. honey, sitcoms don’t use punchlines any more. look at “30 rock”, which stars one of the strongest comediennes of all time: tina fey.
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