Lonely Island


an incredible band dedicated to creating hilarious music videos.
jane: have you seen “j-zzed in my pants”
john: yeah but “i’m on a boat” is still the best lonely island song.
when a male gets a raging stonk on, he pulls it up and tucks it in his pants. just so his bell end is popping out. thus creating a lonely island. often used on the beach and often crops up in holiday snaps.
haha! can see that lonely island!
a noun describing the condition of having j-zz in your pants, referencing the famous sketch that became a youtube sensation
guy: hey dude why are you walking so strangely?

other guy: man i can’t go any faster. when that girl walked by i got a lonely island.

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