Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleaner
a person who’s relationship status is single, and has no other friends that are single.
lonely toilet bowl cleaner guy: i’m such a lonely toilet bowl cleaner…. every time i hang out with my friends i feel like the 3rd wheel…. i need a girlfriend.
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