Loner hipster
a person who thinks they are a hipster, but in fact they do not -ssociate with the norm of the hipster ways so they are alone.
symptoms that you may know/be a loner hipster:denial, shower without soap(real hipsters don’t shower at all), staying in to watch an indie film for a first date, constantly overusing the phrase “i don’t want to see that mainstream bullsh-t”, overlistening to the shins, and watching 500 days of summer over 500 times.
that george, he wears his scarf and cardigan all the time, but he doesn’t frequent enough coffee shops or watch enough indie films to be a hipster, he’s a loner hipster.
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