Long Distance Schnoodle
the rejected olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man’s (circ-mcised) p-n-s. also referred to as ld schnoodle
mark: hey dave let’s go to mcdonalds
dave: sorry man i have to practice my long distance schnoodle there’s a meet coming up
mark: wtf that isn’t even a real sport you f-cking creep!
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